The Trollege of Of Memers is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The supreme almighty overlord trollface with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.868 billion Trollers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trollopolis. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Memer economy, worth 419 trillion doge coins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,415 doge coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, organ donation is compulsory, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of Memers's national animal is the Dogs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Trollege.

Of Memers is ranked 271,859^th in the world and 9,985^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 56 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.